#14 THINGS I HATE ABOUT TRUMP; TRUMP HAIR

You can’t have a conversation about Trump without talking about his HAIR. He has been clinging to that comb-over his entire life and until recently the unnatural orange-yellow hair color that did not compliment his orange complexion. It looks like someone was able to convince him to dial back on his quest for blond youth and embrace a more natural lighter color; unfortunately, they could not convince him to get a better cut.

After all this time is no one able to convince this man to cut that mop—well, should I be surprised? If no one is able to convince him to keep his petty comments and ridiculous lies off of twitter, why would I think a good haircut would be an easy sell.

Why does Trump cling to the longer hair, constantly forcing people to authenticate that it is real—well, any good psychoanalyst would probably point out a possible relationship to potency and armor.

Here are some of his best “hair fail” moments:

GQ gives Trump a makeover and I must admit, these small changes offer big improvements. Too bad we can’t makeover his personality, intellect and sense of human decency.